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Sunday, June 26, 2005

I succumbed..



The most interesting thing is now that they've called me a genius and compared me to Plato, they go on to offer me a 15 page report on how brilliant I am for the small one-off price of US$14.95.

How stupid do they think I am?
posted by Christopher Waugh at 8:35 PM
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Christopher Waugh responded:

Oh, and: Isn't it "maths"?

Saturday, July 02, 2005  

 

rugbynation

Now I am proud to be a New Zealander.
I just don't have much of an affinity with the culture surrounding our so-called National Game, Rugby. Ah, hell, actually I can't stand it. I get so bored with the narrow definition of masculinity that the whole machine imposes on its sedentary legions. I have had enough "brushes" (of the kind that leave bruises) with rugby lads in full intoxicated force in my time to have a strong aversion to all of it.
So, this active disinterest, which is compounded by the fact that I don't own a TV aerial and thus don't watch the thing, meant that I didn't know that last Friday was the day before one of the "Big Games".
Thus, when, on Thursday, one of the many people higher than me in the hierarchy at school dropped into my class to tell me to wear black the next day, it never occurred to me that it had anything to do with the dreaded game. The school in which I work is rich with practical jokers and their product, so I assumed we were in for another of these. I began to consider which of my black clothes I would wear and had almost made a decision (the black suit with black Dr Martens steelcaps and a black roll-neck jersey) when I encountered one of my immigrant colleagues who was feeling rather left out because she hadn't been told of the black day.
It transpired that this particular practical joke was to be played on all the non-new zealand-born members of our illustrious staff group. I was incensed! I have experienced being the minority who is singled out too many times to want to subscribe to such 'game'-playing myself.. but it was worse than that. I had come very close to being duped into wearing the colours of what I could easily perceive to be my number one oppressor!
Needless to say my pink "Monster Children" T-Shirt was bundled into the washing machine and drier and I arrived at school wearing the colours of my own team.
I wonder how this same rugby-following member of staff is going to dress on our up-coming "fairies and princesses" mufti day.
I think I'll wear black.
posted by Christopher Waugh at 7:25 PM
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Christopher Waugh responded:

Post script:
To his credit, he wore a dress and a wig. And I wore black. The world has returned to balance.

Saturday, July 02, 2005  

 

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Reminiscence

Tomorrow is Thursday. On a Thursday night every week at 5:30pm for many years I used to teach my favourite all-time-ever aerobics class. BODYATTACK. That class was so much a part of me that it must have, at some point, become cellular. Because even now, more than six months from my last class ever, at 5:30pm every Thursday I feel a nagging discomfort, a sense of foreboding... and I have to think, as you do with this kind of generalised anxiety, "What's wrong, what have I forgotten?". Then I remember, I don't teach aerobics any more. In fact I don't even live in Christchurch.
I think one of the hazards of living alone is that this kind of reminiscence can take hold and turn to a deeper reverie. I've got to say it though. I miss teaching aerobics at Les Mills Christchurch. I doubt there will ever again be anything in my life that will match the utter exhilaration I felt every time I, and about 100 others, let out that primal scream that goes with the peak cardio tracks. I still can't listen to the "Real Thing".
As with any extreme experience, you don't remember the tough stuff.. although most people will have seen me asleep at the wheel of my car in total exhaution outside the gym because there's only so much work that one little person can take. I would sometimes wake at night in a cold sweat in overwhelming frustration with the powers that added the limiters to the amplifiers' bass. But even reminding myself of all that. Like a smoker who has given up but can still recall the delicious buzz of their former addiction and wonders if life is not just that little bit less, textured, without it, I miss that thrill of being at the centre of something wonderful.
posted by Christopher Waugh at 11:27 PM
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updoc responded:

Forgive me for bleakening your positive reminiscences. I thought I'd slip in a little poem here for my late father whose ashes were scattered at the forestry school where he taught. May he rest in peace.

Call up the band
> Let the pipers play
> In a distant land
> A son of Scotland has passed away
> Let the drummers beat
> A heartfelt lament
> And may they all complete
> A tuneful monument
> To one held so dear
> A brave and gentle giant without peer
> Let their song ring out far
> Across wide oceans, to heaven and star
> And then proclaim his name
> From brackened glen to windswept plain
> For while we mourn
> And bow our heads and weep
> A new star is born
> Its creator in eternal peaceful sleep
> His mortal life force drained
> His memory, though, forever sustained
> Up on high in the endlessly clattered sky
> His star burns forever fiercely bright
> His love, his humility, his guiding light.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005  

 

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The passing of an epoch.




Poppy is sold.
Stephen and I bought Poppy together in 1994. (Remember the night I got the new car audio Julia? We drove as fast as we could on the motorway out of Christchurch. You in your pajamas.. Both of us singing out loud and laughing with love at it all. We fantasised about not stopping - and it wasn't that night, but it turned out that our days of driving away and not stopping were not far off).
Poppy and I have driven the length and breadth of New Zealand and seen more adventures than I could ever remember. Stephen and I went everywhere in her, 4WD mountain passes were favourite weekend destinations. I went on my 2001 "Find Myself" journey in her. Paul and the kids and I adventured around New Zealand in her.
In her I've sung my heart out, cried my eyes out, laughed my head off. I've slept countless nights across the front seats.
Poppy was, on more than one occasion, my escape vehicle.
Sometimes I simply escaped into her for a moment of peace listening to "Halcyon" by Orbital.. Sometimes I escaped everything and everyone and drove off into the sunset.
I bought poppy as a compromise with Stephen. I always wanted, as long as I could remember wanting a car, a 40 series Toyota Landcruiser. Stephen wanted a reasonably new car. So we ended up purchasing a nearly new 70 series Landcruiser (poppy). And I definitely did fall in love with her.
11 years passed before I saw The-World's-Most-Beautiful-40-Series-Landcruiser by the beach in Sumner. Julia was there that day too. A new chapter of my life was beginning, and with her encouragement (not to mention the moral and financial support of my mum) I bought it.
No compromises this time, but this entry is to pay tribute to Poppy (though her name is unlikely to survive the transition to the new owner who's a fencing contractor called Boof). You saw me safely through almost the first third of my adult life and you'll not be forgotten.
The Red Landcruiser is sold.
Long live the Red Landcruiser...

posted by Christopher Waugh at 10:10 PM
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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Carillon

There's a 19 note carillon (bell-tower) in Napier that is controlled by a computer scientist in Christchurch - and he's loaded it up to play New Zealand music. They ring every day in Napier's Clive Square. How cool is that?
posted by Christopher Waugh at 1:16 PM
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